Too Many Blows to the Head
And the hits keep coming in. The low blows. Illegal elbows. Cheap shots. And through the unwarranted bludgeoning, one thing is for...
It's Been How Long?
It may be painful to admit, but I have to come clean and just say that it has been a terribly long time since I last posted anything to...
Wait! You're Telling Me the Government is Shutdown?!
Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning to find that the government was shutdown. Could anyone imagine such a preposterous...
New Year's Greetings
Happy New Year's everyone! Or rather, happy belated New Year's. Although, what is a year but an arbitrary human construct with an...
Penis Envy
Kim Jong-un unzipped his fly And pulled out his greasy member. Donald Trump met his bluff Said, “Don’t you see mine’s bigger?” Kim shook...
The New Buffoon
The orange giant of reality fame With bulbous fat and hopelessly small hands, Here in our House, Russia’s number one fan A yuge buffoon...
Primordial Stock Exchange
Ung threw the mammoth hide over his shoulders and walked out of his cave. The fire from the night before had been reduced to glowing...
A Word on Taxes
Benjamin Franklin once said that “in this world nothing can be certain, except death and taxes.” Every year is a stark reminder of this...


Forrest Gump by Winston Groom
I picked this book up on a whim, half expecting it share some semblance with the film it is supposedly based on. What I discovered was...


Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
I actually finished this a good while ago. I just never bothered to show it off. "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful...