Too Many Blows to the Head
And the hits keep coming in. The low blows. Illegal elbows. Cheap shots. And through the unwarranted bludgeoning, one thing is for...
It's Been How Long?
It may be painful to admit, but I have to come clean and just say that it has been a terribly long time since I last posted anything to...
Wait! You're Telling Me the Government is Shutdown?!
Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning to find that the government was shutdown. Could anyone imagine such a preposterous...
New Year's Greetings
Happy New Year's everyone! Or rather, happy belated New Year's. Although, what is a year but an arbitrary human construct with an...
Penis Envy
Kim Jong-un unzipped his fly And pulled out his greasy member. Donald Trump met his bluff Said, “Don’t you see mine’s bigger?” Kim shook...
The New Buffoon
The orange giant of reality fame With bulbous fat and hopelessly small hands, Here in our House, Russia’s number one fan A yuge buffoon...
