Penis Envy

Kim Jong-un unzipped his fly

And pulled out his greasy member.

Donald Trump met his bluff

Said, “Don’t you see mine’s bigger?”

Kim shook his head, “No, no, no, no!

I have the huge one, just use your eyes!”

Donald shot back, “Don’t be ridiculous!

Mine is the one with tremendous size!”

And back and forth the two dick-tators went

Arguing over who was the biggest,

Comparing each other side by side

Whichever phallus was the greatest.

The international community sees this penis rattling

By the world’s largest and biggest dicks

Each with their small, pre-pubescent hands

And their absolutely tiny pricks.

And everyone is filled with such terrible fear

By the sight of these unsightly chodes.

It has everyone troubled and worried

About which will be the first one to explode.