The Art of Being an Author

Ever since I was a little kid just learning how to tie his shoes for the very first time, hell, even before that, and even before that, I had an insatiable desire to live my life as a distinguished author. I worked hard and read harder in the hopes of one day achieving that dream and now that I have made it to the very top of the very first false peak of the very prestigious Mount Author, I think that I am now able to share with the world the multi-faceted steps that one must struggle to take in order to reach such renown. In the upcoming blog entries, I shall put forth several nuggets of information for all of you to chew on in a wonderful series that I like to call 'The Art of Being an Author.' I hope that you will be able to take something out of it all.